February 2012
15 posts
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands tyra banks: and they’re all of me tyra banks: lol
Cory's Rhyme →
MY NAME IS CORY
THIS IS MY STORY
2 + 2 = FORY
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How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
australian boys: ay you're a hot bitch, gobs?
*Watching the Super Bowl* Me: What’s going on? Me: Why are they all running? Me: Where are their brooms? Me: Me: Me: YOUR WAND! USE YOUR WAND!
January 2012
127 posts
me: i'm finally happy
life: lol no just wait
fartcloud:
you can just tell someone’s blog is going to be crap by their title
it’s always something like:
livin’ life to the fullest
smoke weed errday
party all night long
she writes her own story
this is my chapter
my escape
haters don’t phase me
I hate being the last person to know
and everyone looks at you like:
“YOU DIDN’T KNOW?”
bitch you didn’t tell me!
I was about to sneeze but it didn't come out.
when my mom is trippin about my grades
If girls had a penis for a day:
grannysmythe:
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”
me: i have to pee friend: then go pee me: friend: me: friend: me: no
SO-PAthetic.
United States of America: Good news, guys, we took down Megaupload. Now everyone can rest easy!
Health Care System:
Hand-gun Violence:
Unemployment:
Public Education:
Gay Marriage:
Marijuana Legislation:
Middle East Conflict:
World Hunger:
Cancer Research:
Ron Weasley: You really need to sort out your priorities.
Reblog if you're a girl who likes girls, a boy who...
lexxlovesladies:
When your friends call you for advice
moodyteenagerr:
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
I’ve reblogged this so many times and I don’t even care.
will always reblog.
When you're telling a story and someone else...
and you’re like
